hate me today
Your name is Dave Strider and intros like this are stupid.
You're 20 years old and live with your moirail, Terezi, and an alt of your Bro in Houston after SBurb ended. You really don't want to talk about that right now, though.
starious' theme
or i could alwways shovve somethin else dowwn there
wwoww no youre gonna take that all the wwrong wway
i didnt mean wwhat you think i fuckin mean

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>> passes out on your shoulder

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jesus 

[ You sigh (not discontentedly) and blog for a little longer before your eyelids get heavy, too, and your good arm is numb anyway; so, you end up more or less falling asleep in a heap with her where you’d been sitting. You’d probably regret it in the morning, but oh, well. It was worth it for now. ]

cantabilealharaca replied to your posthe is burnin
im gonna shovve my gun dowwn your throat an rip your vvocal cords out dipshit

well that escalated quickly

he is burnin

but wwhy is he burnin though

wwe just dont knoww

im gonna slap you

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coulrosapien:

image mcstrider replied to your post: i’m burning too.

sweet jesus

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wait no

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no stop i

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this isnt what i wanted at all

davejade:

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z0mbieg0asts:

dave the original is still on my blog ok!!

dang
sorry sometimes i forget about the whole
pail thing whoops 

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tsundereprince:

mcstrider:

why is my dash burning

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oh my god

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z0mbieg0asts:

mcstrider:

i wish i had a proper gif to respond to that but i dont
so have this

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it took me a few moments to realize what he was sitting on and

dave

what are you talking about its just pokemon
jeez 

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z0mbieg0asts:

was that a meme reference

this is my rebuttal

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i wish i had a proper gif to respond to that but i dont
so have this

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why is my dash burning

spookkind started following you

thewindydude started following you

hey babe and babette 

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sup guys its been a while since ive seen those gawjus faces round these parts